KG’s one liners for today

• Motherhood is all about falling in and out of love.
• Parenthood is a college your never graduate from.
• The grass is greener syndrome is the root cause of all misery.
• Happiness lies in your Ipod.
• The mirror in your bathroom is the best priest, and your loo the safest confession box.
• Your kids will never learn from you.
• Sex is the most overrated activity
• Love is the most underrated emotion
• A cup of yogurt a day helps maintain Old Mac Donald a healthy bacteria farm.
• The sooner you accept the fact that your kid likes Tom more than Jerry, the better it is for you.
• It is a comforting thought that Calvin is a child.
• After a point, all lose hair. So while you have it, let them down.
• Whoever told chocolate is an aphrodisiac was lying
• Buying lettuce is a depressing thought.
• I’ll never figure Americans.
• Gift your husband a TV, it guarantees you a good night’s sleep.
• You have a reason to visit your lawyer, if your husband snores.
• Making ‘enough’ money to last you your lifetime is a nice sounding myth.